Peanut Butter and I are Frenemies

So yesterday i decided i was too skinny. I've been thinking this for awhile, but yesterday i was determined to gain weight. 110 just isn't good for me. Another couple pounds would be nice. I mean, my ass and boobs looked better then. And some old guy at work told me i was too skinny. Eh.

So i went to the store and bought my usual, peanut butter. The natural stuff, only peanuts and salt. And i ate it. A LOT of it. like 40% of the jar. Crazy. A whole jar is about 2800 calories, so you can imagine. It's just so delicious!

And then i woke up today. Feeling like the world is ending inside my body.  Really?! It's peanuts. I know everything should be in moderation, but that's crazy people.  I just wanted to be curled up in a ball. No diarrhea, but tons of gas. My intestines are sooo noisy. i guess just all that air going around in there? So bloated. All i want is to gain a few pounds...but i guess eating a jar of PB in one sitting isn't the way to do it...

I thought my new meds were making me feel better, I don't know how long it's supposed to take, but I was noticing a difference. I guess nuts just aren't recommended at the moment. 

So i'll just sit here with my fart baby inside me, and groan about my salty temptations. *sigh*